Wednesday, November 30, 2011

THE EARLS

The Coaltion of Glory is working on compiling scripture to be contained in a works called THE EARLS.


Here is a list of the books in the book. This list is not exhaustive.

THE INSTIGATORS
STUPIDHEADS
"Stupid heads should be dealt with immediately and their punishment should be this: they shall be viley and firmly looked at. They must be looked at long, and they must be looked at hard. Do not say,"Oh, I have gazed upon the stupidhead for three seconds now, that should suffice," Nay! Look not at the stupidhead less than seven seconds, no, not six, nor eight (a donkey shall bite thee!) but seven, and then blink slowly and look away. Do not gaze again upon the stupid head for a long, long moment."
BOB
LETTERS
THE PEDANTS
GOLUM
I GNOMES
II GNOMES
CORNMAN
GLADYS
GUERNVILLIANS
VIRGINS
THE SOUP MAKERS
CONFLAGRATION
INTIMIDATION
SMITINGS
CATS
I FURBYS
II FURBYS
III FURBYS
ANGRY DONKEYS
LULLABYS
THE EARLS

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