Bilbo got run over by a Donkey
Posting on the internet this eve
You can say there's no such thing as Karma
But as for all the Christians, we believe
He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog
And was getting rather crass
And he'd forgot his medication
So he logged on to the site and showed his ***.
When they found him Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
There were hoof prints on his forehead
And incriminatin' bite marks on his back
Bilbo got run over by a donkey
Postin on the internet this eve
You can say there's no such thing as Karma
But as for all the Christians, we believe
Now we're all so sad for Camille
She's been knocked right for a loop
See her in there watchin' Maury
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin 'Poop.
It's not Christmas without Bilbo
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we drink up all his booze or snort his crack?
Bilbo got run over by a donkey
Postin on the internet this eve
You can say there's no such thing as Karma
But as for all we Christians, we believe
Now the goose is on the table
And the ginger made for fig
And a lovely big fat candle
That would just have put the oomph in Bilbo's jig
Now I've warned all my contacts
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give accounts to
A chick that's on psych meds and talks to elves.
Bilbo got run over by a donkey
Postin on the internet this eve
You can say there's no such thing as Karma
But as for all we Christians, we believe!
