Somebody asked so I kinda went overboard.
I like to pick dead skin.
My hair is longer than it really is.
I hear stupid sounds.
I am asymmetrical. I believe this happened because TFM decided to lift TBM, causing her water to break. I was already 2 weeks late, but was not ready to come out yet. This caused me to have to appear before I was ready. This angered me. They used forceps to facilitate it. I believe that is why I am asymmetrical. When one Googles this subject one finds a wealth of odd information on what it does to a person.
I think I had a birth defect.
I have a star on me.
I used to think I was Anne Frank. For years. The meds sort of discouraged it.
I dislike licorice, Miracle Whip, Salmon Patties, stew, beans, cornbread, hotdogs, subpar Ranch dressing, pink or orange dressing, breaded or stewed tomatoes, strawberry milkshakes, very large dogs, some frogs, pontificating pedants except for me and a few of my closest friends, hypocrites who are not me, people who cannot see the forest for the trees, people who leave the seat up, dust along the floor where it meets the wall, people who say "Your stupid," extraneous apostrophe use, smug smiles, coyness, meowing except from cats, surprise blockage, group bullying.
I used to be the dodge ball dodge champion.
I've been on TV, Dad has been on TV, and Sean has been on TV.
I have taken tap, ballet, and jazz.
I have been onstage and acting thrills me to the marrow. I am a ham.
I require lots of love.
I love weird stuff.
I GIS for gross things. It thrills me. No one can gross me out.
I once was in training to be an EMT.
I once was in training to be a cosmetologist.
I do not finish things I start.
I am outrageously, breathtakingly lazy.
I have big feet.
I could take the biggest, meanest, cruelest Indian Arm Burn ever.
I become enraged if I hurt my foot.
I enjoy playing the snaps.
I am hard to beat.
I am talented.
I look nice in powder blue and pink.
I used to get migraines.
I have bad sleep apnea.
I enjoy my sleep paralysis.
I used to be the best speller ever. Now my brain is degenerating.
Once I forgot how to spell my middle name cuz I never use it.
I once got a postcard from Jackie Earle Haley. He said he loved me.
My biggest ambition in life is to be a superhero.
I like to pick dead skin.
My hair is longer than it really is.
I hear stupid sounds.
I am asymmetrical. I believe this happened because TFM decided to lift TBM, causing her water to break. I was already 2 weeks late, but was not ready to come out yet. This caused me to have to appear before I was ready. This angered me. They used forceps to facilitate it. I believe that is why I am asymmetrical. When one Googles this subject one finds a wealth of odd information on what it does to a person.
I think I had a birth defect.
I have a star on me.
I used to think I was Anne Frank. For years. The meds sort of discouraged it.
I dislike licorice, Miracle Whip, Salmon Patties, stew, beans, cornbread, hotdogs, subpar Ranch dressing, pink or orange dressing, breaded or stewed tomatoes, strawberry milkshakes, very large dogs, some frogs, pontificating pedants except for me and a few of my closest friends, hypocrites who are not me, people who cannot see the forest for the trees, people who leave the seat up, dust along the floor where it meets the wall, people who say "Your stupid," extraneous apostrophe use, smug smiles, coyness, meowing except from cats, surprise blockage, group bullying.
I used to be the dodge ball dodge champion.
I've been on TV, Dad has been on TV, and Sean has been on TV.
I have taken tap, ballet, and jazz.
I have been onstage and acting thrills me to the marrow. I am a ham.
I require lots of love.
I love weird stuff.
I GIS for gross things. It thrills me. No one can gross me out.
I once was in training to be an EMT.
I once was in training to be a cosmetologist.
I do not finish things I start.
I am outrageously, breathtakingly lazy.
I have big feet.
I could take the biggest, meanest, cruelest Indian Arm Burn ever.
I become enraged if I hurt my foot.
I enjoy playing the snaps.
I am hard to beat.
I am talented.
I look nice in powder blue and pink.
I used to get migraines.
I have bad sleep apnea.
I enjoy my sleep paralysis.
I used to be the best speller ever. Now my brain is degenerating.
Once I forgot how to spell my middle name cuz I never use it.
I once got a postcard from Jackie Earle Haley. He said he loved me.
My biggest ambition in life is to be a superhero.
